First, they discovered Cameron Smith. Now Melbourne have unearthed another ‘Super Cam’ who has secured a lucrative contract upgrade and drawn comparisons with Maroons ace Billy Slater.
Here's a short bio...
Made (Not Born): In Germany in a laboratory built by a Dr. Frankenstein, whose hobby was putting together do-it-yourself people kits. Left Germany at an early age and was adopted in England by a family named Munster.
Appearance: Size 26C shoe; seven-foot-three frame; one brown eye and one chartreuse; steel bolts neck; green complexion; ears do not match; lantern jaw; five-inch-long, lightning-bolt shaped beauty mark on forehead.
Education: Matriculated at Heidelberg University Medical School for six years-in several different jars.
...oops sorry, that's his old man Herman but you get the idea. I hear all Munsters are made the same way.
I find it disturbing (but not surprising) to find that Melbourne have stooped to robbing graves and stealing body parts from former rugby league greats in their quest for a premiership