Giving 100%

[Canteen Worker]

Mathematics

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wondered
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bullsh*t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

 

[Utility Player]

Never doubted it for a minute

 

[Dan]

humor and maths just dont mix

 

[PJ]

humor and maths just dont mix

it works for Adam Spencer

 

[Fluffy]

174%

N-O-T F-U-N-N-Y D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D
14+15+20+6+21+14+14+25+4+9+3+11+8+5+1+4=174%

 

[Dan]

[quote author=Daniel]
humor and maths just dont mix

it works for Adam Spencer
[/quote]


That is questionable!

 

[Narcissus]

That is questionable!

Says the man with a Brokeback Mountain candidate as his avatar...

 

[Dan]

which counts as funner comedy than adam spencer!

 

[Fluffy]

i remember almost getting into a fight with him at O'week - and you think johns is arrogant