Josh Massoud - Everyones Favourite Ice Cream Dealer

[Stevo]

Got the surprise of my life on Saturday afternoon. Had just completed a Spartan race with my young bloke at the Newington Armory alongside Olympic Park when he asked me if he could get an ice cream. I said yeah why not buddy. Low and behold here is everyone's favourite ex-Daily Telegraph Journalist spiralling ice cream into a cup on his Saturday afternoon. What a fall from grace for Josh, He's now 1 rung higher in life than a Mr Whippy franchisee. Telling a co-worker you are going to slit his throat and **** in his neck will do that to you though. (still one of the best sledges of all time though IMO) My favourite part was when he knew that i knew who we was.

 

[joeboy]

I would struggle not to give him both barrels in your position.

Karma is very quick these days, josh.

 

[ManlyTragic]

Got the surprise of my life on Saturday afternoon. Had just completed a Spartan race with my young bloke at the Newington Armory alongside Olympic Park when he asked me if he could get an ice cream. I said yeah why not buddy. Low and behold here is everyone's favourite ex-Daily Telegraph Journalist spiralling ice cream into a cup on his Saturday afternoon. What a fall from grace for Josh, He's now 1 rung higher in life than a Mr Whippy franchisee. Telling a co-worker you are going to slit his throat and **** in his neck will do that to you though. (still one of the best sledges of all time though IMO) My favourite part was when he knew that i knew who we was.

From Daily Telegraph to serving ice cream .....I would have thought that was a promotion!

 

[MadMarcus]

From Daily Telegraph to serving ice cream .....I would have thought that was a promotion!

Me too. He used to just serve up ****.

 

[Nice Beaver]

Warms my heart that he has been bitten right on the arse by karma.

Hopefully that germ Liam Cox is flipping meat patties at Maccas soon also.

 

[ricardo]

Phrase origins:

 

[robbiea]

@Stevo Check out Darcy Lussick giving it to him from a few months back.
https://www.theaustralian.com.au/vi...1/Josh-Massoud-now-drives-an-ice-cream-truck-

 

[Harvies elbow]

Should've crushed his nuts...

 

[MadMarcus]

Warms my heart that he has been bitten right on the arse by karma.

Hopefully that germ Liam Cox is flipping meat patties at Maccas soon also.

Yeah and maybe Greenberg will one day get what he always deserved and end up with a job as a human filter at the sewage works.

 

[Shoe1]

Soft serve is to ice cream as the tele is to writing.

 

[globaleagle]

Got the surprise of my life on Saturday afternoon. Had just completed a Spartan race with my young bloke at the Newington Armory alongside Olympic Park when he asked me if he could get an ice cream. I said yeah why not buddy. Low and behold here is everyone's favourite ex-Daily Telegraph Journalist spiralling ice cream into a cup on his Saturday afternoon. What a fall from grace for Josh, He's now 1 rung higher in life than a Mr Whippy franchisee. Telling a co-worker you are going to slit his throat and **** in his neck will do that to you though. (still one of the best sledges of all time though IMO) My favourite part was when he knew that i knew who we was.

Must admit, I knew he was an ice cream man, but I had to look up what a Spartan race was.

Kinda explains my shape I reckon......

 

[manlyfan76]

 

[ricardo]

 

[wedgetail eagle]

Got the surprise of my life on Saturday afternoon. Had just completed a Spartan race with my young bloke at the Newington Armory alongside Olympic Park when he asked me if he could get an ice cream. I said yeah why not buddy. Low and behold here is everyone's favourite ex-Daily Telegraph Journalist spiralling ice cream into a cup on his Saturday afternoon. What a fall from grace for Josh, He's now 1 rung higher in life than a Mr Whippy franchisee. Telling a co-worker you are going to slit his throat and **** in his neck will do that to you though. (still one of the best sledges of all time though IMO) My favourite part was when he knew that i knew who we was.

It’s been a Rocky Road, for him.
He now works for the
Sundae Telegraph.

 

[Scorpio]

He used to just serve up ****.

The 'Coogee Bay Special' ?

 

[Class of 96]

May I have a soft serve with a dash of karma good sir!

 

[MadMarcus]

It’s been a Rocky Road, for him.
He now works for the
Sundae Telegraph.

I reckon he had too many cones

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

If ever there was a fall from Grace , then this is it!!

 

[SeaEagle21]

If ever there was a fall from Grace , then this is it!!

Grace? I'd say that he's gone up in social standing lol

 

[Ranga]

Grace? I'd say that he's gone up in social standing lol

I agree - I was actually thinking, if he makes a good ice cream, he will be more respected for his current trade than his former.