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PJ

Bencher
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their
10th wedding anniversary when the wife says
"Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession, before we were married I was a hooker for eight years."
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says
"My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you,
in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?"
She said, "I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for Parramatta."
 
Ha- no, no Carney and co. ....I wrote an editorial in the paper warning people of the facebook scam and have copped plenty of lost in Africa jokes since....
I'm thinking I might get back on facebook shortly...missing out on too many invites to parties...doesn't anyone send them out these days!
 
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