Airlines have been in the news for all the wrong reasons. With the AFL final approaching the major airlines have been accused of price gouging dedicated fans keen to fly in from the west for the big game. Its understood a similar scandal is brewing in the north. With the cowboys a big chance of taking the title industrious company exec' s have considered the next move. With the winning team guaranteed a shot at the wcc in the cold of England its understood that bosses from target and BIG W are already counting the preverbial chickens. In a scandal to rival fine cotten its rumoured there will be a massive shortage of Ugg boots and flannos in the far Norf, traditional stocking fillers at christmas , ensuring the children, the elderly and those less fortunate will be robbed of the christmas flanno this year. Qld authorities have indicated a special task force will be formed if this attrocity occurs. A help line will be available and anyone who wishes to donate any of these cherished items before christmas can do so at any branch of suncorp bank. Dig deep queenslanders .