NRL Presser 3pm re : Cowboys Sharks game

[bones]

What can they possibly say?

 

[COMMANDER]

We can't count to six.

 

[MissKate]

nrl annonce -to make it fair we have decided to make Manly play both the sharks and the cowboys next week

 

[CAMBO]

Replay Tuesday night. How good would that be for manly lol.

I'd settle for greenturd and Anderson resigning

 

[Jatz Crackers]

Its a shame that error will overshadow what corrective measures are really needed in the refereeing group.

The refs under Anderson came out at the beginning of the year with purpose and sensible decision making. By seasons end we have a shambles really.

 

[Brissie Kid]

"There needs to be an investigation into this!"

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What can they possibly say?

"There was no 7 tackles. Having reviewed the tapes the first tackle was a zero tackle. Sorry for the confusion."

 

[CAMBO]

The cowboys have breached the salary cap having spent excessive amounts of money on Kleenex tissues for their players and coaching staff

 

[Brissie Kid]

Cowboys club is about to defect to another code.

 

[God]

The only suitable outcome here is they replay the game immediately prior to the manly game with the winner getting 5 min break before they take on manly, no other outcome would be fair.

 

[EagleFromMay1967]

They'll say: From now on, the Touch judges AND Daniel Anderson will count the tackles.

Also, the other expert to be called in as a consultant to help count the tackles will be none other than

' ' ' ' ' ' '' ' ' ' ''


GREG HARTLEY

boom boom

 

[Berkeley_Eagle]

What can they possibly say?

OOPS

 

[God]

I probably shouldn't be letting the cat out of the bag but apparently the NRL have just ordered a record amount of abacus's to be issued to their on field officials.

 

[bones]

What can they possibly say?

OOPS

Or "Doh!"

 

[Jatz Crackers]

abacus's

These Polenesian names are getting very difficult to pronounce arnt they.

 

[EagleFromMay1967]

What can they possibly say?

From now on, while tackle counts are checked, the clock will be stopped. Counting tackles is difficult as evidenced by the high error rate, and you really need to concentrate.

 

[Berkeley_Eagle]

referees new handbook

 

[bones]

I didnt see a press conference. I think bones was reeled in hook line and sinker by upset cowboys fans. Lol.