Riddle

[silvertail]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, slam me if you like for reviving another thread.

Riddle me this. Does a pound of fat weigh more or less than a pound of muscle?

That is the real question and the answer is obvious.

Previous thread is nothing other than an unconscious collective thread begging our players to work a little harder in the off-season to cut a fine, lean and fit figure.

 

[Kiwi Eagle]

Am glad you started this thread

 

[castle eagle]

so is this the thread where we discuss wether or not joey johns will be an assistant coach???

 

[bones]

I thought this was a thread about Mark Riddell

 

[Berkeley_Eagle]

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?


#2

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?


#3

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?


#4

What can you catch but not throw?


#5

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?


#6

What's black and white and red all over?



#7

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

#8

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?


#9

Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?


#10

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

 

[Daddycool]

Ahh.... the off season!

I got a couple of these before I had to google it.

Still... clever.

 

[mozgrame]

If friction causes heat, how long would a blue cattle dog have to root a billy-can full of water before it boils?

 

[globaleagle]

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A housewife!

 

[Napper]

If friction causes heat, how long would a blue cattle dog have to root a billy-can full of water before it boils?

At least 4 hrs.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A magpie in a blender?

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?


#2

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Pumpkin

#3

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

Handrail

#4

What can you catch but not throw?

The flu

#5

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

Water

#6

What's black and white and red all over?


Magpie in blender

#7

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

A Boxer

#8

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

A sea sponge

#9

Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

A fire
#10

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

A woman.

 

[bones]

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? A towel.


What goes up and down the stairs without moving? The stair rail.


What can you catch but not throw? A cold.



What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper.



I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? Sponge



The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? Coffin

 

[globaleagle]

I reckon #5 would prob be a nose.

#7 - stamp

lol@#10 (woman) but a coffin.

Pretty sure I've come across all the others.

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

A woman.

Sounds like you've been hurt Napper. Need some dating tips?

 

[manlyfan76]

Q: how did Out know when In was out?
A: Instinct.

 

[mozgrame]

What's black and white and red all over? A nude sun bathing Michael Jackson.

 

[TokyoEagle]

#5 the mind

 

[Brookie4eva]

Just thought I'd leave this here ....

 

[Stevo]

lol..

 

[bones]

Just thought I'd leave this here ....

So they both weigh the same then.... 5 pounds

 

[Stevo]

Not if i get out my minute steak mallet and dedensify the muscle. Then the fat would definitely weigh more.

 

[Chip and Chase]

So looking at that picture it seems obvious that fat weighs more than muscle. Look how much bigger the bit of fat is, it's got to be heavier !!