This one for my favorite country cuzzes. A Double Bay lawyer in his X5 runs a stop sign in Dubbo and gets pulled over by a local cop. Dubbo Cop says," License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What for?" Dubbo Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Dubbo Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and Registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Cop says, "The difference is, your X5 has to come completely to a halt at the sign, that's the law." Lawyer smirking says, "If you can show me the legal difference between Slow down and Stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go." Dubbo cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." The Lawyer climbs out of the drivers seat. The cop quickly takes out his baton and starts beating the crap out of him. Whack - Thump - Crack - Whack - Whack - Whack - Whack.... Dubbo cop says "Now mate; do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"