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Seamus and Patrick (Dublin Mechanical Engineers)

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by PJ, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    Engineers Patrick and Seamus ( Dublin mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
    A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
    We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Patrick "but we don't have a ladder."
    The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "5 metres," and walked away.
    Seamus shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde?
    We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2017 Tipping Competitor 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  3. Fluffy

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    its just too unrealistic - a female with a wrench and a tape measure in her pocket - sheesh.
     
  4. Nutzcraw

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    hahhaha i like it!!
     

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