Sorry in advance....

[globaleagle]

So my wife asked me: "Where is the margarine?"

I said "I swapped it for some 'era.'"

She said, "There is no such thing as era."

So I replied.... "You mean to tell me, that there is no "margarine for era?""

get it?

"margin for error"




*refer thread title

Oh come on, that's comedy gold!

edit: no it isnt

 

[The Who]

Surely you can be butter than that!

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

I think your humour's been spread too thin...

 

[Brewski]

Looks like he is melting under all this heat.

 

[Chip and Chase]

You oughta be congratulated for a joke like that.

 

[globaleagle]

"I can't believe it's not butter" than that

 

[Peter C]

Didn't Joe Cocker have a song about "Marjorine"

 

[bob dylan]

I would not spread that around too much.

 

[Central Coast Eagle]

Didn't Joe Cocker have a song about "Marjorine"

No that was Homer Simpson

 

[globaleagle]

i can not believe

my joke did not get a like

you guys mark too harsh.



haiku ftw!

 

[voicefromthehill]

Ohh ghee that's an awful joke

 

[globaleagle]

Ohh ghee that's an awful joke

ohhh, nice!

 

[mickqld]

Too much Wild Turkey

 

[globaleagle]

margin for error...


lol

 

[niccipops]

Like you GE I think I have to apologise in advance for this. It has nothing to do with footy but this article is funny.

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/national/south-australian-couple-jessica-angel-and-colin-mackenzie-charged-over-noisy-sex/story-fndo1z0b-1226458052248

In Brisbane's Sunday Mail on page 13 this was titled, Triple Ohhhhhhh!!!
I couldn't link it properly but it works with highlighting and right clicking.
Good for a laugh.

 

[Wolfpack]

i can not believe

my joke did not get a like

you guys mark too harsh.



haiku ftw!

GE makes a joke
Just as weak as the Canucks
Damn it Luongo

 

[globaleagle]

i can not believe

my joke did not get a like

you guys mark too harsh.



haiku ftw!

GE makes [a] joke
Just as weak as the Canucks
Damn it Luongo

Fixed

Well no hockey season this year I reckon thanks to bettman so plenty of time to sort luuuuuuuuuuu out.

 

[Stevo]

Like you GE I think I have to apologise in advance for this. It has nothing to do with footy but this article is funny.

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/national/south-australian-couple-jessica-angel-and-colin-mackenzie-charged-over-noisy-sex/story-fndo1z0b-1226458052248

In Brisbane's Sunday Mail on page 13 this was titled, Triple Ohhhhhhh!!!
I couldn't link it properly but it works with highlighting and right clicking.
Good for a laugh.

Ha ha. A four hour sex session. I'd tell the papers that too!