We've all heard it before.The lanky African kid running 20 miles to a tin pot school on dusty stony roads with with blistered bare feet and very little else in the pusuit of his olympic dream.
Today we have just heard that 3 current legendary long distance and marathon runners including Kiplagat and Kurgat have just tested positive to EPO and been unceremoniously banned from athletics(lucky the unknown bloke who went past the hot favourites in the marathon in London is clean).
So that leaves just us as the sole bastion of sporting purity.Now that the pesky and evil ASADA and ACC have been fended off and rightly derided by the highly informed and knowledgable court of pubic opinion our superstars and future burger flippers alike can concentrate solely on their dual role of attaining glory and mounting their thankless fight against illicit and PE drugs.No wonder our swimmers are forced to take Stinox in much loved and traditional bonding sessions in order to release the pressure of having to perform the role of both athlete and drug enforcement officer
With the ever present leadership of Tank Demetrio and renowned thinkers like Gus Gould and The Cab Driver the Lucky Country is set to continue their dominance over the scourge that has conquered the world.
Today we have just heard that 3 current legendary long distance and marathon runners including Kiplagat and Kurgat have just tested positive to EPO and been unceremoniously banned from athletics(lucky the unknown bloke who went past the hot favourites in the marathon in London is clean).
So that leaves just us as the sole bastion of sporting purity.Now that the pesky and evil ASADA and ACC have been fended off and rightly derided by the highly informed and knowledgable court of pubic opinion our superstars and future burger flippers alike can concentrate solely on their dual role of attaining glory and mounting their thankless fight against illicit and PE drugs.No wonder our swimmers are forced to take Stinox in much loved and traditional bonding sessions in order to release the pressure of having to perform the role of both athlete and drug enforcement officer
With the ever present leadership of Tank Demetrio and renowned thinkers like Gus Gould and The Cab Driver the Lucky Country is set to continue their dominance over the scourge that has conquered the world.