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The Melbourne ****ing Storm

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by weev, Sep 21, 2012.

  1. weev

    weev Well-Known Member

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    The Melbourne ****ing Storm - Rupert Murdoch's very own Cheat Club, devised in a test tube and unleashed on an unsuspecting city. It's time to put this miserable excuse for a footy club to bed.

    Why should the Storm be hated? Let me count the ways:

    1. Cheaters #1 - off the field salary cap cheats. They should hand their rings back and be dragged down manly corso tarred and feathered. I have some tomatoes in the back of my fridge perfectly ripe for the purple pricks.

    2. Cheater #2 - on field wrestling. Who would have thought? Well they did. Win at any cost, right? Now it's standard practice. Thank you Bellyme you overbaked errand boy. You should hand back your Coach of the Year awards. You would have known about the rorting too.

    3. Slater.

    4. It's a completely made up 'club', built with piles of cash in order to create a marketable backdrop for pay tv and sponsorship. Now if it emerged from Victorian rugby league then great, but no, the team is half of Queensland. Smart kiddies would be confused.

    5. Smith.

    6. Storm, the name, what is that about? Lifted straight from some American team perhaps, or simply the best the overpayed marketing consultants could come up with. 'It rains in Melbourne, right?'. Pathetic.

    7. Their fireworks spurting mascot. Please kill me. Is their anything more devoid of meaning than that farm bike riding superhero. I would really love to read the marketing rationale on that one. I hope who ever devised that mascot monstrosity earned a pretty coin to blot out a lifetime of quiet shame.
     
  2. MadMarcus

    MadMarcus Local Lunatic 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

    Stop beating around the bush weev. They are far worse than all that.
     
  3. globaleagle

    globaleagle Le ver vert va vers le verre vert! Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

    Only 7 ways.... C'mon!
     
  4. simon64

    simon64 Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    Explain to me again why every other club doesn't get propped up like this pack of cheating baskets ?

    Born of News Limited and been sucking on the tit ever since.
     
  5. globaleagle

    globaleagle Le ver vert va vers le verre vert! Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

    I could explain it, but your eyes would bleed with the injustice.


    Anyone remember when canberra were propped up for about the first 8 years?
     
  6. mickqld

    mickqld Sack Greenslime 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

    Bit of a tame summation there Weev. Needs more F & C words when referring to Martina & her band of grubs.
     
  7. MadMarcus

    MadMarcus Local Lunatic 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

    I'll add some more reasons to hate them (I'm sure there are plenty more):

    1. Brett Kimmorley played for them.

    2. They have only ever won a premiership because their matchwinner was knocked out.

    3. Rodney Howe drug cheat.

    4. John Ribot.

    5. http://www.coopercronk.com/
     
  8. Kiwi Eagle

    Kiwi Eagle Moderator Staff Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

    8. The stupid ****ing banner they run through
     
  9. Jethro

    Jethro This space is for rent Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

    and then the "F & C Police" (me) would then remove them :p
     
  10. mickqld

    mickqld Sack Greenslime 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

    Darn those "F & C Police" they're everywhere spoiling our foul mouthed fun.:p
     
  11. Shoe1

    Shoe1 Well-Known Member

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    RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

    I hate everything about them. Excellent summaries above.
     
  12. Chip and Chase

    Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

    9. Tawera Nikau's mullet
     
  13. Brewski

    Brewski Member

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    RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

    10. Slater (Thought it needed another mention)
     
  14. Brookie4eva

    Brookie4eva Well-Known Member

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    RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

    Best Website ever !!! :D :D :D
     
  15. Mark from Brisbane

    Mark from Brisbane Living the dream Premium Member

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    RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

    I hate the fact that they don't play out of SEQ (that's where they all come from)...as if they did I'd get THREE "home games" up here, one for the Donkeys, one for the Tits (almost home) and another for the Ipswich Storm.

    And I also hate that they take about $10 million a year in "extra's" to prop them up....based here they would be self sustaining!!

    That's a couple of different ones!!
     
  16. Stevo

    Stevo Well-Known Member

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    RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

    11. Danny Kinghit Williams
     
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    • Earnie the Eagle

      Earnie the Eagle Well-Known Member

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      RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

      The $torm are nothing but a bunch of (Paul) Kents!
       
    • Kiwi Eagle

      Kiwi Eagle Moderator Staff Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

      That's a step too far, that was a work of art !! At it's peak around 95/96 at the Sharks
       
    • ManlyBacker

      ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    • globaleagle

      globaleagle Le ver vert va vers le verre vert! Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      RE: The Melbourne f**king Storm

      I wish that could be a banner! awesome
       

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