Tuesday funny...how well do you know the Aussie cricketers

PJ

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A prostitute who was also a Cricket fan, got a tattoo of Ricky Ponting and Shane Warne on the inside of her thighs.
She says to her customer "If you can guess who they are you get a free naughty."
He looks to the left and then to the right and says "I dunno who those ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Andrew Symonds!
 

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