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Utah Nirvana

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Hamster Huey, Jul 7, 2016.

  1. Hamster Huey

    Hamster Huey Space Invader Premium Member

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    What a name and as worthy of a thread as any of the random names presented here of late.

    Does he play? Nope. Just some random dude I crossed paths with recently. But imagine that name on a team sheet.

    Utah Nirvana.

    The YouTube clip of his non-existant highlights could go viral, with the right emphasis on that name. A pumping soundtrack with each letter bursting onto the screen with each beat. Get's my blood pumping just thinking about it.

    U T A H N I R V A N A

    Forget juniors reps from other clubs that somebody got a glimpse of in passing while flicking through FS2, or even one of our own that displayed a withering 30 seconds of play at the same time our witness was walking their dog through Brookie Oval.

    Say it with me....

    Utah Nirvana. Utah Nirvana. UTAH NIRVANA!!!

    He may never lace on a boot for our mighty club, but unlike that long list of chumps listed in the forum as some potential superstar of League and worthy of our attention, only to disappear the moment you close that thread, you'll never forget His name. Ever.

    Utah.
     
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    • SeaEagle9413

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      You should be the clubs marketing manager.
       
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      • HappilyManly

        HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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        I want Huatan Coffin to nail an NRL spot at Manly :p

        Or Cade Cust to reverse his surname and christian names to Cust Cade - think of the Tassie sponsorhip $$$ :D
         
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        • southsideeagle

          southsideeagle Well-Known Member Premium Member

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          I loved the guy that played for Melbourne and went up to QLD, Pale Ale. Now that is a name.
           
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          • wedgetail eagle

            wedgetail eagle Well-Known Member Premium Member

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            If he played for St.George, he could be
            Utah Saints! U-U-U-Utah Saints!
             
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            • Terry Zarsoff

              Terry Zarsoff Well-Known Member

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              Is Utah living in his own private Idaho, with his big brother Nevada Nirvana and little sister Montana?
               
            • double hoops

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              Ohhh yes Mr Yeah Utah Nahhhhhhh Nirvana.Your paths crossed at a green peace protest to stop Zorba being harpooned, yeah,?
               
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              • Chip and Chase

                Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                Reminds me of the next big thing from the 90's Royston Lightning
                 
              • SeaEagleRock8

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                Except he'd probably refuse to play on Sundays.
                 
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                • wombatgc

                  wombatgc Well-Known Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                  Is there a bong being handed around this thread?
                   
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                  • Woodsie

                    Woodsie played strong, done good.

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                    I have a theory I would like to test. I believe every thread is better with a photo of Denise Richards. Is this true.

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                    • wedgetail eagle

                      wedgetail eagle Well-Known Member Premium Member

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                      Got me thinking now. Just saying,
                      Utah=Mormon so, holy day is Saturday.
                       
                    • Woodsie

                      Woodsie played strong, done good.

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                      Yeah, if you are in the Northern Hemisphere.
                       
                    • mozgrame

                      mozgrame Well-Known Member

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                      Sounds like the bloke Oohwaa Oohwaa Cool Cool Kitty used to rave about. Was he from New York? If he's a good "running man", we could use another back.... I found his you tube highlights clip. Looks like he could be forced into a contract (2.25min mark)...maybe get Willis to pay him a visit?

                       
                    • double hoops

                      double hoops Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                      @Woodsie You played strong. Done good.
                       
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                      • globaleagle

                        globaleagle Le ver vert va vers le verre vert! Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                        This thread smells like teen spirit!
                         
                      • HappilyManly

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                        You should have fed the poor woman @Woodsie
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                        • robbiea

                          robbiea Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                          I see there isn't a crack shortage in Australia at the moment. !
                           
                        • Woodsie

                          Woodsie played strong, done good.

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                            'You can never be too thin or too rich' as they say :D
                             
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