Why America's Economy Fell Off The Cliff

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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(Made in Japan ) for 6 am.


While his coffeepot (Made in China )  was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(Made in Hong Kong )


He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRILANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN  SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)


After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN  INDIA ) he sat down with  his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much  he could spend today.


After setting his watch (MADE  IN  TAIWAN )to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while.


He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN  INDONESIA ) and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .


AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA.