You can tell it is the off-season when....

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Right since it is very clearly the off season and threads are showing as such, lets have a fun thread about it.

So the idea of this thread is to provide one liners, or image gifs that represent how you can tell it is the off season.

I will start off.

"You can tell it is the off season, when you actually converse with your wife on a Friday night....."
 
You can tell it's the offseason when a bunch of NRL players are gettin' sh#t-faced at the Races**.


** Substitute name of any licensed venue, summer sporting event, my brother's wedding, Nobel Prize Ceremony, etc etc.
 
Dan said:
dowdz said:
manlyfan76 said:
I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Scotch is coming out. I am in for a long off season


bones said:
Dan said:
dowdz said:
manlyfan76 said:
I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.
The girls in the bikinis are just getting me by
I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.
 
dowdz said:
Dan said:
dowdz said:
manlyfan76 said:
I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Scotch is coming out. I am in for a long off season


bones said:
Dan said:
dowdz said:
manlyfan76 said:
I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.
The girls in the bikinis are just getting me by
I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.



My advice is to learn to love football, NHL or NFL it makes summer bearable
 
You can tell it's the off season because we're down to only one "Choc and Snake are having a sook" article per week (instead of 7)...
 
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Dan said:
dowdz said:
Dan said:
dowdz said:
manlyfan76 said:
I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Scotch is coming out. I am in for a long off season


bones said:
Dan said:
dowdz said:
The girls in the bikinis are just getting me by
I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.



My advice is to learn to love football, NHL or NFL it makes summer bearable



Don't mind the NFL or NHL. Never on a Fri night thought. Can't stand A League


manlyfan76 said:
bones said:
Dan said:
dowdz said:
manlyfan76 said:
I'm watching a one dayer between now n Qld on a fri not FFS.

I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.

Or his wifey must.

Wifey loves all those crap shows.
 
dowdz said:
Dan said:
dowdz said:
Dan said:
dowdz said:
I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Scotch is coming out. I am in for a long off season


bones said:
Dan said:
FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.



My advice is to learn to love football, NHL or NFL it makes summer bearable



Don't mind the NFL or NHL. Never on a Fri night thought. Can't stand A League


manlyfan76 said:
bones said:
Dan said:
dowdz said:
I'm stuck watching big brother with the wife

FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.

Or his wifey must.

Wifey loves all those crap shows.




Oh it's the show. I thought your wife was with your brother and you were watching.



This reply is an indication of the off season..... And Ian heally's commentary.
 
manlyfan76 said:
dowdz said:
Dan said:
dowdz said:
Dan said:
FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Scotch is coming out. I am in for a long off season


bones said:
Dowdz must really like his big brother.



My advice is to learn to love football, NHL or NFL it makes summer bearable



Don't mind the NFL or NHL. Never on a Fri night thought. Can't stand A League


manlyfan76 said:
bones said:
Dan said:
FMD dowdz, I hope you have some booze or get the leg over as a reward

Dowdz must really like his big brother.

Or his wifey must.

Wifey loves all those crap shows.




Oh it's the show. I thought your wife was with your brother and you were watching.



This reply is an indication of the off season..... And Ian heally's commentary.




Lol. Off season has a lot to answer for.
 
It's seriously funny being on a blokey site. You get an insight into your minds. There's this void...Kidding!:D
You're funny buggers.
Btw, there's and NBL game on Channel One at 9:30 if you must.
 
Amazingly, the Mrs becomes so much more coherent during the off season. She goes from making that distant murmuring sound during the game, to stating clear sentences that actually make a lot of sense. Then she fades again when the footy starts. I can't figure her out!!
 

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