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In other news Reece Walsh has been drinking out of the toilet again.
@brentread_7
September 1, 2025 - 5:42PM


"Let’s call it Reece Walsh’s attempt at toilet humour. Walsh, fresh from a starring role in the Broncos’ big win over North Queensland at the weekend, caused alarm bells to be rung in Brisbane on Monday after posting a story on social media suggesting there was a new form of recovery for the muscles.
The Broncos No.1 then flushed a toilet and began to drink handfuls of water out of the bowl. It was bizarre at best."
 
In other news Reece Walsh has been drinking out of the toilet again.
@brentread_7
September 1, 2025 - 5:42PM


"Let’s call it Reece Walsh’s attempt at toilet humour. Walsh, fresh from a starring role in the Broncos’ big win over North Queensland at the weekend, caused alarm bells to be rung in Brisbane on Monday after posting a story on social media suggesting there was a new form of recovery for the muscles.
The Broncos No.1 then flushed a toilet and began to drink handfuls of water out of the bowl. It was bizarre at best."
Is that for real @Captain Moondog ? I mean, if it is, WTActualF is that The Bubbler Part Two, "Your Shout"?
 
In other news Reece Walsh has been drinking out of the toilet again.
@brentread_7
September 1, 2025 - 5:42PM


"Let’s call it Reece Walsh’s attempt at toilet humour. Walsh, fresh from a starring role in the Broncos’ big win over North Queensland at the weekend, caused alarm bells to be rung in Brisbane on Monday after posting a story on social media suggesting there was a new form of recovery for the muscles.
The Broncos No.1 then flushed a toilet and began to drink handfuls of water out of the bowl. It was bizarre at best."
Does it work better than the School of Stephen Dankenstein
 
In other news Reece Walsh has been drinking out of the toilet again.
@brentread_7
September 1, 2025 - 5:42PM


"Let’s call it Reece Walsh’s attempt at toilet humour. Walsh, fresh from a starring role in the Broncos’ big win over North Queensland at the weekend, caused alarm bells to be rung in Brisbane on Monday after posting a story on social media suggesting there was a new form of recovery for the muscles.
The Broncos No.1 then flushed a toilet and began to drink handfuls of water out of the bowl. It was bizarre at best."
Walsh's attempt at homemade XXXX; or Reece wants a sponsorship with Reece plumbing?
 
Does it work better than the School of Stephen Dankenstein
Broncos have issued a statement distancing the club from toilet drinking and advise some of their more credulous fans not to try it....

“The club can clarify that Walsh is currently renovating his home and has installed a brand-new toilet in a new bathroom which remains unused.
“The video represents a poor attempt at humour posted privately by Walsh. No one should take this video seriously or act upon the advice.”
 
.....I suppose you could put this incident down as a poor attempt at humour but my research leads me to believe Walsh may have been possessed by a demon...

Sulak the Mesopotamian toilet monster

Sulak the Mesopotamian Toilet Demon​

The Ancient Mesopotamians believed in the existence of a fearsome toilet demon that could rise up out of the commode and attack a person at their most vulnerable. This was Sulak, aka “the Lurker,” aka “Dirty Hands,” who looked like a lion that walked upright, but attacked his victims by giving them diseases, medical strokes, or possessing them. One Old Babylonian text warns against using the lavatory (or “bīt musâti” aka “”fart-house” or “house of rinse/urine water”) in the autumnal month of Tasrītu, lest Sulak strike.


Wealthy Mesopotamians did have indoor lavatories, sometimes on pedestals and other times as mere holes-in-one ground. These could be filtered in different ways, including fancy pipes lined with ceramic rings that emptied into underfloor channels that flushed the waste away to a different space. One doubts these spaces smelled nice, and can imagine how easy it would have been to develop subconscious fears of being attacked from below. To combat terror of Sulak, the Mesopotamians used magical incantations, exorcism rituals, medical treatments, and use of figurines with protective magical properties.

The figurines portrayed centaurs with lions’ bodies, creatures that were thought to be able to take on the Sulak. One Babylonian text instructs those concerned about Sulak to “bury them (clay figurines of Lion Centaurs) at the doorway of the lavatory, left and right.”

You can see one of these benign lion-centaurs in combat with a Sulak demon in the Middle-Assyrian cylinder-seal in the picture here.

Source(s): “On Babylonian lavatories and sewers,” by A.R. George in Iraq, vol 77 (2015), pp 75-106. Image is from figure 12 in that article.
 

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