Commentator Funny quotes

[Berkeley_Eagle]

A Funny Commentator quote from last nights Eels v Dogs game

this one from Warren Smith,
" he is a one eyed Eel " referring to Joel Reddy who had just scored a try and had earlier in the game copped a black eye that had closed up

 

[Matabele]

I think any male that supports the Eels has a phallic inferiority complex.  Not only is their team emblem a symptom of phallic desire, but they're also sponsored by Pirtek - fluid transfer systems.

 

[Berkeley_Eagle]

Then there was the 1 Terry Kennedy reminds us of
when he was calling and Ian Rubin made a break
"Ian Rubin WE HAVE A RUSSIAN IN SPACE"