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Captain Moondog
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Brown paper hampers?
DUFFMAN
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I think the Telegraph reporters are now part of Uncle Nicks golf games, there has been so much love in the Telegraph over the last 6 months for them.
With all that love towards the Roosters if they got done for rorting the cap Buzz, Paul and co would turn it into a positive and report they should go unpunished.
With all that love towards the Roosters if they got done for rorting the cap Buzz, Paul and co would turn it into a positive and report they should go unpunished.
Captain Moondog
Absolute Superstar
More from the Telegraph...
Josh Reynolds catching up with old neighbour and teammate Michael Lichaa. Back in Australia after a stellar year in the English Super League, Reynolds caught up with his one-time partner in crime for a long overdue drink. We are happy to report Reynolds and Lichaa — who both endured tough breakups — are back on their feet and smiling.
Josh Reynolds catching up with old neighbour and teammate Michael Lichaa. Back in Australia after a stellar year in the English Super League, Reynolds caught up with his one-time partner in crime for a long overdue drink. We are happy to report Reynolds and Lichaa — who both endured tough breakups — are back on their feet and smiling.
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Terry Zarsoff
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A post-coital snapshot? Looks like Lichaa has that ‘just pumped the neighbour’s cat’ look happening.More from the Telegraph....
Josh Reynolds catching up with old neighbour and teammate Michael Lichaa. Back in Australia after a stellar year in the English Super League, Reynolds caught up with his one-time partner in crime for a long overdue drink. We are happy to report Reynolds and Lichaa — who both endured tough breakups — are back on their feet and smiling.
ManEagle
Just a Man and his Eagle
And Reynolds looks smitten
Captain Moondog
Absolute Superstar
I'm just wondering what Phil Rothfield was doing in the bedroom.
Terry Zarsoff
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Yes he does.
Captain Moondog
Absolute Superstar
And let me be the first to wish Josh, Michael and dirty old Uncle Phil every happiness.
with a rolex in each one
MadMarcus
Toovey for NRL CEO
Depends what’s in the hamper I guess…
CRPSI eagle
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Skiing ??? Maybe?
lol, of course! But the article makes it sound like a Christmas ham, grandma's fruit cake, some Maggie Beer quince paste, and lemon mytle soap is the recipe for loyalty
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