I've got the solution

Jay Eagle

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I've been putting a lot of thought into this and with all the doom and gloom I feel there's a definite solution

We sack all the coaching staff
And employ the entire Storm coaching staff with Bellamy to lead us!

Sign Ivan Cleary as an assistant coach
And Wayne Bennett as our head of Football manager.

This will ensure we also get Nathan to come over, followed by Yeo and Martin, Bellyache will bring Harry Grant, Josh King , X Coates and of course Cam Munster with him!

We then go out and sign Crighton from the dogs and Crighton from the Roosters ( after all they should be playing in the same side more than just for Origin)

We then sack 3/4 of our existing playing roster ( who cares about contracts)

Our squad will look something like this:

1 Lehi Hopoate
2 Turbo Tommy
3 Koula
4 S Crighton
5 X Coates
6 Munster
7 N Cleary
8 Paseka
9 H Grant
10 J King
11 Hamouli
12 A Crighton
13 Yeo

14 Simpkins
15 Martin
16 Bullemor
17 Jake T

18 Walsh
19 Brooks
20 O Large
21 Ben T
22 Tommy Talau
23 Saab
24 Navale
25 Bryan
27 Brown
28 Sipley
29 R Garrick
30 Zaidas

Hell we might even win the NSW Cup with that squad!

Problems solved Silvertails!!
Onwards and upwards to premiership glory

Anything is possible according to most on here so let's get this done!

Disclaimer: pretty sure after the first inevitable loss Bozo and clan will be calling for heads to roll..
Threads like "Sack Bellamy"
"Cleary is a dud x2"
" Bennett's a dinosaurs" " our packs to soft" blah blah will be back in full swing 🤣😂😂🤣

We all get up and either go to work tomorrow or have personal or family members struggling with health, the everyday routine of life, i think sometimes we forget that the footy is just a sport that's a past time of entertainment, not life or death ramifications.

Late Edit.. Brookie1973

We get rid of the Penns and get Uncle Nick as our new owner

Sponsors and Brown paperbags all round..

Even members get a "Brown paper bag" in their membership pack
 
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I've been putting a lot of thought into this and with all the doom and gloom I feel there's a definite solution

We sack all the coaching staff
And employ the entire Storm coaching staff with Bellamy to lead us!

Sign Ivan Cleary as an assistant coach
And Wayne Bennett as our head of Football manager.

This will ensure we also get Nathan to come over, followed by Yeo and Martin, Bellyache will bring Harry Grant, Josh King , X Coates and of course Cam Munster with him!

We then go out and sign Crighton from the dogs and Crighton from the Roosters ( after all they should be playing in the same side more than just for Origin)

We then sack 3/4 of our existing playing roster ( who cares about contracts)

Our squad will look something like this:

1 Lehi Hopoate
2 Turbo Tommy
3 Koula
4 S Crighton
5 X Coates
6 Munster
7 N Cleary
8 Paseka
9 H Grant
10 J King
11 Hamouli
12 A Crighton
13 Yeo

14 Simpkins
15 Martin
16 Bullemor
17 Jake T

18 Walsh
19 Brooks
20 O Large
21 Ben T
22 Tommy Talau
23 Saab
24 Navale
25 Bryan
27 Brown
28 Sipley
29 R Garrick
30 Zaidas

Hell we might even win the NSW Cup with that squad!

Problems solved Silvertails!!
Onwards and upwards to premiership glory

Anything is possible according to most on here so let's get this done!

Disclaimer: pretty sure after the first inevitable loss Bozo and clan will be calling for heads to roll..
Threads like "Sack Bellamy"
"Cleary is a dud x2"
" Bennett's a dinosaurs" " our packs to soft" blah blah will be back in full swing 🤣😂😂🤣

We all get up and either go to work tomorrow or have personal or family members struggling with health, the everyday routine of life, i think sometimes we forget that the footy is just a sport that's a past time of entertainment, not life or death ramifications.
This thread gave me false hope... 😢
 
I've been putting a lot of thought into this and with all the doom and gloom I feel there's a definite solution

We sack all the coaching staff
And employ the entire Storm coaching staff with Bellamy to lead us!

Sign Ivan Cleary as an assistant coach
And Wayne Bennett as our head of Football manager.

This will ensure we also get Nathan to come over, followed by Yeo and Martin, Bellyache will bring Harry Grant, Josh King , X Coates and of course Cam Munster with him!

We then go out and sign Crighton from the dogs and Crighton from the Roosters ( after all they should be playing in the same side more than just for Origin)

We then sack 3/4 of our existing playing roster ( who cares about contracts)

Our squad will look something like this:

1 Lehi Hopoate
2 Turbo Tommy
3 Koula
4 S Crighton
5 X Coates
6 Munster
7 N Cleary
8 Paseka
9 H Grant
10 J King
11 Hamouli
12 A Crighton
13 Yeo

14 Simpkins
15 Martin
16 Bullemor
17 Jake T

18 Walsh
19 Brooks
20 O Large
21 Ben T
22 Tommy Talau
23 Saab
24 Navale
25 Bryan
27 Brown
28 Sipley
29 R Garrick
30 Zaidas

Hell we might even win the NSW Cup with that squad!

Problems solved Silvertails!!
Onwards and upwards to premiership glory

Anything is possible according to most on here so let's get this done!

Disclaimer: pretty sure after the first inevitable loss Bozo and clan will be calling for heads to roll..
Threads like "Sack Bellamy"
"Cleary is a dud x2"
" Bennett's a dinosaurs" " our packs to soft" blah blah will be back in full swing 🤣😂😂🤣

We all get up and either go to work tomorrow or have personal or family members struggling with health, the everyday routine of life, i think sometimes we forget that the footy is just a sport that's a past time of entertainment, not life or death ramifications.
You forgot the most important thing, we need a new owner. So, just add Nick Politis and we are good to go.
 
Mate you could have brought in Katoa from the Dolphins...

And you leave Lehi at fullback? Surely there are at least 10 blokes ahead of him right now.

And why have Jake on the bench? Half the league would be better on the bench than Jake.
I did say we sack 3/4 of our current roster.. it's still got to be Manly..

Lehi is our future and Jake is Jake.. if anyone deserves a premiership dynasty it's him..
 
Don’t you know that only ex Manly players will work as a coach so Bellamy will fail.
Belldud

He’s no chance

I reckon we should give anyone who is a member of the Golden Eagles a run , in fact pick a different one each week that way we won’t get.

Kingdud
Lyondud
Stewdud
Bevdud

Because they aren’t there long enough to be a dud

Win lose or draw they are super coaches , for 1 week
 
Back in Arkos day when Manly had Packer financing things for a bit, this would be the way. But your no 17 Jake someone. He's not up to NRL level no more.
 
I've got a solution too but the most important component is missing ............. I don't have $5 billion in my bank account.

Some people go to bed at night with a problem at hand.

When they awake in the morning all they have left is is a solution.

Don't be one of those people.

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