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The waterboy - Bobby "choc' Boucher

Coach Arthurs
: choccy. choccy! Can you do this for me? Every single game, can you do this?

Bobby "choc" Boucher
: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.
 
Ray Price's career trajectory is perfect for choc. A once great player who drives a bus and is willing to supply an outrageous quote or two bagging his former club at regular intervals.
 
Ray Price's career trajectory is perfect for choc. A once great player who drives a bus and is willing to supply an outrageous quote or two bagging his former club at regular intervals.
i made some inquiries and there could be an opening for a new Ray Price soon. The current Ray Price, a Mr Ray Price, is nearing retirement age.

The position's essential quals are as follows:

Ex parra player (choc almost meets this)

Licence to drive a bus (could be a stretch but choc may be able to attain this with training)

Willingness to bag former club (check)

Willingness to bag nrl (check)

Willingness to offer regular unsolicited coaching advice (check)

Willingness to offer often contradictory and off piste opinions willy nilly on a range of subjects (check)

High tolerance for atrocities (check)

Ability to burn bridges (check)

A new criteria, lacking in the current Ray, is a demonstrated ability to use and abuse social media (check)
 
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