Joke of the day

[Fro]

I went to the cemetery yesterday, there were 4 pall bearers walking around with a coffin.

3 hours later they were still walking around with it.

I thought to myself :

" these pricks have lost the plot"

 

[Matabele]

Is that one of yours?

 

[Fro]

Fortunately no I cant claim credit for that one

 

[Matabele]

It'll probably get a run on Rove next week.

 

[Berkeley_Eagle]

A guy walks into a bar and sees a huge sign over the bar that says HAND JOBS $10, CHEESE SANDWICH’S $10!
So he walks up to the beautiful blond working at the bar and says, "EXCUSE ME MISS, but are you the one that gives the handjobs here"?
In a sexy voice she replies, "why yes I am"
The man shrugs his shoulders and says well then wash your hands cause I want a cheese sandwich!



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Q: How do you catch black mice.

A: Coon cheese