Jatz Crackers
First Grader
Phantar said:Perhaps the Hasler salary package at Critically-Butchtown includes a haircut allowance? Maybe Des's wife insisted on it?
Understand the Hasler's have been sizing up a new abode - a refurbished ex-Housing Commission charmer at Riverwood. So Des (who still has his first ever 5c coin) can save on some petrol money.
Meanwhile the house at Collaroy Basin will go on the rental market, until Des returns with his tail between his legs, to try and take up a management position at Brookvale in 2017. Having failed to turn around the fortunes of the Dishlicking Berrymunchers. That is of course if the Club wants him back.
Alternatively, Ivan Cleary might put in an offer on Hasler Manor, so he can move to the more exclusive part of Collaroy. The new Penrith mentor is not scared of the petrol costs associated with his long commute to Penrith everyday.
Oh and Brookvale Oval will have been significantly enhanced by then. Because in the interim, Des and 'Dessy's bessy winger' Peter Peters were no longer at the back of the Dee Why RSL auditorium heckling the local members for more Brookvale Oval funding. Savvier operators (Perry and Penn) had instead prevailed on Council, State and Federal governments for more funding - the grown up way.
Pay that. And it beats one of Matas write ups for humour.