So here we are, sitting in a Narrabeen cafe across the table from the rarest of species: the NRL player in a one-on-one interview, away from a sponsors backdrop and a vipers nest of television mikes and tape recorders hissing below his nose.
And, as Steve Irwin might have said, he's a little bewdy: Daly Cherry-Evans. The man who is apparently tearing Manly apart.
Let's prod him to see how he reacts outside of his natural habitat. (No, not Twitter.)
It's a decent read.