Monday joke

PJ

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Two Indian blokes were on the plane immigrating to Australia and decided to place a little wager for $1,000 on whoever was the most ‘Aussie’ if they ran into each other after two years in country.
Low and behold after two years the Indians ran into each other walking down George St .
First Indian: “Rajid, G’day mate, how’s it going? I’ve just been down the beach catching some rays and now I’m off to the footy where I’m going to throw down a pie and then back to my joint for a barbie- what are you up to?
Second Indian: “Fcuk off towel head.”
 

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