NEWS FLASH From The Other Side of The Ditch

[PJ]

A major earthquake, measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale has hit New Zealand this morning. 350,000 New Zealanders are missing, and over 100,000 have been reported injured. !!
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help ....
The rest of the world is in shock:
Canada is sending troops to assist the country! The USA is sending food, medical aid and money! France is sending doctors, nurses and medical supplies! Russia is sending tents and warm clothing!
Australia is sending 350,000 replacement Kiwis!

 

[earl]

Surely Australia can do a bit more. Lets send say 500,000 replacements.

 

[ants]

LOL - great stuff PJ!!

Don't know that we want the expats back actually!!

Did you know that when a kiwi leaves NZ to settle in Aussie the IQ level of both countries increases!! :doh:

 

[Nutzcraw]

LOL - great stuff PJ!!

Don't know that we want the expats back actually!!

Did you know that when a kiwi leaves NZ to settle in Aussie the IQ level of both countries increases!! :doh:

I'm an aussie... but i'll pay that