News: Start the season before someone gets hurt!

[MadMarcus]

<p>IT WAS 6am, and NRL boss David Gallop was looking forcefully into his bathroom mirror performing his daily affirmations. ''Today I will be the best possible chief executive of the best NRL in the world!'' he repeated, as the can of shaving foam he was shaking exploded violently, shattering the mirror and leaving Gallop with mild lacerations.</p>


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[Brewski]

That's awesome!!!

 

[Pablo]

wtf was that.

 

[Merdy33]

wtf was that.

A pretty funny read

 

[Pablo]

yeah but what agenda was the author pushing?
Are we supose to feel sorry for gallop or something?

 

[MadMarcus]

I didn't think there was an agenda Pablo.  I think he was just taking the p!ss.

 

[Andrew..]

A very amusing read 🙂

 

[swoop]

Very amusing. I think he was trying to point out how incompetent the NRL/Gallop are.

 

[WAMF]

Good stuff.

 

[Jatz Crackers]

Im coming out of the gate early and declaring that that article is a complete work of fiction.

I mean how gullible do they think we are to believe that headline "NRL Stars In Violent Nude Hot Tub Porn Star Betting Scandal Romp" without the words "alcohol fuelled" at the beginning.

 

[MadMarcus]

You could be the editor for the Daily Telegraph Jatz!

 

[Jatz Crackers]

You could be the editor for the Daily Telegraph Jatz!

Thats a low blow Marcus  😉

 

[MadMarcus]

I wish a Manly fan were the editor of the DT....

 

[willstyles]

I wish a Manly fan were the editor of the DT....

This is a joke, yes? Ben English (sports editor at the Tele) is a Manly fan.

 

[Jatz Crackers]

Just had a call from Des to inform me that there was one glaring error in this article.

"As Gallop walked down the drive-way past the large brown mess covering his BMW - what were the odds of a flock of 700 seagulls defecating simultaneously on one car? "

They were of course, 700 Sea Eagles.