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Winging it
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello, Kevin Rudd & Julia Gillard. They're asking for a $500 million ransom, otherwise
they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're
going from car to car taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a litre."
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello, Kevin Rudd & Julia Gillard. They're asking for a $500 million ransom, otherwise
they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're
going from car to car taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a litre."
