Sex deprived players are a serious danger to NRL bubble

[BOZO]

Remember NRL players entering bubble are only human, Paul Gallen says
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The players who are headed to the NRL's Queensland bubble for at least a month are only human beings. You've got to remember that.

To be stuck in a bubble with nothing but men around you, if you're a single bloke ... there's going to be urges at times and it's going to be extremely hard for certain blokes to be alone for up to two months as the competition ends.


I'm trying to say this as respectfully as I can. It's going to be a big ask for certain players - especially the young, single guys - to not breach the bubble if there's no companionship at all on the inside.

NRL's sex problem as players enter bubble

'I'm trying to say this as respectfully as I can'

wwos.nine.com.au

 

[BOZO]

A month without a Woman would drive any guy crazy

 

[BOZO]

So much a Man can take

 

[BOZO]

Man does not live on bread alone !

 

[The Wheel]

Easy to solve; supply;

1. Vasoline
2. Free Wifi - Porn Hub
3. Blow Up Doll

 

[pt73]

Socks

 

[tookey]

A month without a Woman would drive any guy crazy

Except if it is our wives

 

[The Who]

It's a good thing RL scrums are not as tightly bound, nor as numerous, as those in rugby.

 

[pt73]

WWOS site says the article was written by Gallen.

In the words of John McEnroe, "You can't be serious".

 

[mickqld]

Fuk me they're kidding aren't they. Try being married for 20+ years and a Mrs in menopause.

 

[Shoe1]

Is Gallen suggesting that the NRL provides "comfort women" for the young single players.

 

[Ned]

Enough of them have been to prison to teach the other blokes how to make a fifi

Urban Dictionary: fifi doll

Device used by long term prisoners composed of a sock, a latex glove, and a lubricant designed to function as a psuedo vagina.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Supreme Leader]

Fuk me they're kidding aren't they. Try being married for 20+ years and a Mrs in menopause.

So that's the reason why, I thought it was just me? That makes more sense now.

 

[Cioran]

Is Gallen suggesting that the NRL provides "comfort women" for the young single players.

Exactly my thought. The brothels of Kalgoorlie are located in the middle of a desert and should be relatively free of Covid.

 

[BOZO]

Is Gallen suggesting that the NRL provides "comfort women" for the young single players.

It is under the health and safety duty of care clause
We have to provide for the players welfare feathered friend .

 

[pt73]

Is Gallen suggesting that the NRL provides "comfort women" for the young single players.

I'm sure Arrow and Associates could help out.

 

[simon64]

I'm sure the players will make a decent fist of it.

 

[maxta]

I'm not sure what the story is aiming at - that NRL players are friskier than the average bloke....I mean there's 1000's of blokes who work in mines and far away demographics who live this situation as a way of life....have a quick shower and get it done, then concentrate on footy FFS.

 

[pt73]

I'm not sure what the story is aiming at - that NRL players are friskier than the average bloke....I mean there's 1000's of blokes who work in mines and far away demographics who live this situation as a way of life....have a quick shower and get it done, then concentrate on footy FFS.

Maybe after a win but that would rule out the Bulldogs, Dragoons and some others.

 

[Lyonstomenzies]

Yvonne Sampson could be in the bubble? Just don’t tell Cam.