The No-Look News (Schuster Chronicles)

[HoldenV8]

Named on the extended bench, I think Des will give him until the last minute to prove his fitness.

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

No way. He'll give him until the last hour but not a minute more than that.

 

[Mitch]

Schu ruled out. WOW what a surprise. FFS !!!!!!!

There’s more chance of him playing this week than not, mate.

 

[Koko22]

I think it is more how you Express your opinion .. than the opinion.

Not going to sugar coat my opinion people are entitled to be offended I'm entitled to not care.

 

[Under the Sticks]

Six Schu-ter

He’ll be a gun five-eighth

 

[Son of Manly Beach]

Urban Dictionary: schuster

schuster: To hit [an empty] bowl and still be able to get a huge [rip off] of it. Especially true if done multiple times in [succession].

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[40 nil]

As Josh's fitness has been a major topic of discussion in recent times, it would be more correct to say 'Is the Schu Fit' (away from the usual idiom).

 

[wombatgc]

The fat Fuuck review, ooops,sorry,that’s me.(that’s what my gp says when he wants me on the scales.)
Yes, the Schu Review will do.

 

[Go manly]

Just joshing
And I am not

 

[R3]

El Zapato

(Spanish for 'The shoe')

 

[Woodsie]

Not going to sugar coat my opinion people are entitled to be offended I'm entitled to not care.

Correct .. but then no body believes you when you say you don't care ...

 

[court83]

I wish the bloke would just play some football ffs.. purely because I had to make some big moves to get him in my dream team side and since then he’s been sitting out.. so annoying 😂

 

[John Nicholson]

Suggest you get a News Ltd reporter to get involved.

They have the worst puns in the industry.

 

[alafua8]

SCHEW ON IT .

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

I still like "The Schu String"

As in fries BUT looking at it, a "thread" (string) on Schu

 

[globaleagle]

I still like "The Schu String"

As in fries BUT looking at it, a "thread" (string) on Schu

ok I added it.

🙂

 

[Woodsie]

ok I added it.

🙂

What is this ... the never ending poll .

Make a decision Numbn .. I mean Moose.

 

[globaleagle]

What is this ... the never ending poll .

Make a decision Numbn .. I mean Moose.

just...one more!

 

[globaleagle]

ok... I'll delete the woodsie one, lol

#respecttheprocess

 

[globaleagle]

Don't become petty .. you have enough issues already.

the one i deleted was titled 'ban woodsie from making threads'

so I thought it was rather magnanimous of me to delete it.

But....keep claiming I have issues, see how that goes.