The resurrection of Brian .. (The International)

As one of the Salad Dodger group I thought i should share this little story;

I went for a schnitzel today and when the lady asked about did i want salad with that I said "hell no, just dianne sauce and chips. I then explained what a salad dodger was 😉
Nothing wrong with that mate, salad really is overrated.
 
Mate I've always been intrigued about how the hell Noah would've managed to get 2 of brown snakes, scorpions, funnel webs and inland taipans into that alleged boat of his.

Ever travelled 'steerage'?

That's how!
 
They came to my house i shared with four other mates I said my name was one of them and I was really keen but had to go to work. Different people showed up a week later at the time I had organised and he had to sit there for an hour while we all drank Sunday morning beers and giggled in the lounge room.
 
From what I’ve read on this thread, there appears to be a sum total of two people who claim to believe in Jesus that might be able to be connected to your God farers statement... aaand from what i’ve Read neither of us are big on singing songs on Sundays, or handing over 10% of our cash to some bloke in a suit who bangs on about God blessing us all with riches and good health. Grace however... if you had of said.... To you two blokes who believe in grace and Jesus...a free gift for anyone who wants it... that comes without any requirements of having to attend a church... what you two blokes are talking about is not for me. Now that my friend, that would be a more accurate summary of your current displeasure.

I was talking in a more general sense but I get your drift!!
 
Morning bible dodgers!! What have I missed??? Lets see......the plot thickens with with @Class of 96 announcing he's a buddhist. (Or maybe not...it could be that he just finds it to be a very nobel and peaceful state of mind...but certainly not something you'd commit to. lol) @Mark from Brisbane has announced he is a follower of Moses and his commandments... apart from commandments 1, 2 and 3....but i'm pretty sure they are not compulsary. Hey! Remember that garden Moses built for that nice young couple years ago? Moses was cool, huh? 😕

No one can understand how Noah got every single animal species known to man on that big canoe he built. Is there a history/biology teacher in the house? Someone of that calibre and high education should be able to nut that one out in a heart beat! Dr Hovind proved the theory of evolution is zany at best! I think that quote from C O 96 better suits the argument for evolution. What was that one again, mate? "Our descendants 300 years from now are going to look back at us with incredulous bemusement, disdain and contempt".

Hahaha!!! Man, I love this place....no matter the topic, people will argue their point of view ( no evidence required) is correct and any form of proof or opposition to their thinking is just ridiculous! Reminds me of the old "Trent is a useless coach and a whinger! I have absolutely no idea what goes on at HQ, nor do I care. He disagrees with what I believe in...so instead of listening and judging it on its merits...I will repeat my argument, ad nauseum until I reach the point that I have nothing left to add...except witless word play and more ignorance. I care not for proof and I refuse to investigate...especially not for myself! I will stay with the herd, where it's safe". ROFLMAO!!!! :rofl:.

Arguing against something without having a very firm understanding of it is....arrogant, ignorant, unqualified, foolish, blod (bit of german for ya's) and so common place on here that I shoould be used to it by now. LOL!!!
 
Morning bible dodgers!! What have I missed??? Lets see......the plot thickens with with @Class of 96 announcing he's a buddhist. (Or maybe not...it could be that he just finds it to be a very nobel and peaceful state of mind...but certainly not something you'd commit to. lol) @Mark from Brisbane has announced he is a follower of Moses and his commandments... apart from commandments 1, 2 and 3....but i'm pretty sure they are not compulsary. Hey! Remember that garden Moses built for that nice young couple years ago? Moses was cool, huh? 😕

No one can understand how Noah got every single animal species known to man on that big canoe he built. Is there a history/biology teacher in the house? Someone of that calibre and high education should be able to nut that one out in a heart beat! Dr Hovind proved the theory of evolution is zany at best! I think that quote from C O 96 better suits the argument for evolution. What was that one again, mate? "Our descendants 300 years from now are going to look back at us with incredulous bemusement, disdain and contempt".

Hahaha!!! Man, I love this place....no matter the topic, people will argue their point of view ( no evidence required) is correct and any form of proof or opposition to their thinking is just ridiculous! Reminds me of the old "Trent is a useless coach and a whinger! I have absolutely no idea what goes on at HQ, nor do I care. He disagrees with what I believe in...so instead of listening and judging it on its merits...I will repeat my argument, ad nauseum until I reach the point that I have nothing left to add...except witless word play and more ignorance. I care not for proof and I refuse to investigate...especially not for myself! I will stay with the herd, where it's safe". ROFLMAO!!!! :rofl:.

Arguing against something without having a very firm understanding of it is....arrogant, ignorant, unqualified, foolish, blod (bit of german for ya's) and so common place on here that I shoould be used to it by now. LOL!!!

To be fair mate, no one knows and its all opinion to a point. So building tax free empires of worship, that have spent billions compensating its victims of abuse, but want hand outs from the flock based on fear dressed up as love , will always get people going off half cocked. Everytime time someone puts money in the plate some of that goes to help the church pay for its sins and build a city to avoid accountability

And well ive only touched on one of the self serving organisations. The protection of the brand at the expense of its victims is unholy . This points the finger squarely at the church as opposed to wayward individuals that have drifted from the flock. To me its a special kind of evil and is behaviour more akin to corporations like drug companies and banks

Im not attacking individuals, i admire people who have faith. Its there choice and good on them. There are many really wonderful caring people who have faith and belief systems i dont agree with. But i believe most of these people would do good without religion.

I always invite the door knockers in, i dont believe but i know they are giving up there time based on there beliefs that they are saving me. That is noble and beautiful and i cant be mean to people like that but i advise them early on. So there is always a drink , a chair and some nice exchanges . These people are salt of the earth with an innocence that truely is inspiring.

Im also a dad of a 13 yo and im careful not to taint his mind with my beliefs as he has to make his own choices. I invite all religion into my house so he can make informed decision when he wants to. I will never force my views on him, as i find that a form of brainwashing and that is only reserved for making him a manly supporter

Im not against religion in the community, but it should not be in our parliment whatsoever. Thank **** we dont cross to fred nile anymore. Once he was on tv more that ray martin for his views on everything

In conclusion i hate the organistions with there manipulations of the truth, its people and its image but love many people and there actions that follow them. Its often very confusing ,

In recent years a lot is being said about the lack of community and care in this world and that young people have respect issues. In the past we have looked to our governments and our churches to build foundations for our society. The lack of respect for these entities is doing the exact opposite for which it was intended.

As a non believer i still see the role they play in society as long as they practice what they preach. If they no longer can serve that purpose i would dismantle the the benefits society affords them
 
Morning bible dodgers!! What have I missed??? Lets see......the plot thickens with with @Class of 96 announcing he's a buddhist. (Or maybe not...it could be that he just finds it to be a very nobel and peaceful state of mind...but certainly not something you'd commit to. lol) @Mark from Brisbane has announced he is a follower of Moses and his commandments... apart from commandments 1, 2 and 3....but i'm pretty sure they are not compulsary. Hey! Remember that garden Moses built for that nice young couple years ago? Moses was cool, huh? 😕

No one can understand how Noah got every single animal species known to man on that big canoe he built. Is there a history/biology teacher in the house? Someone of that calibre and high education should be able to nut that one out in a heart beat! Dr Hovind proved the theory of evolution is zany at best! I think that quote from C O 96 better suits the argument for evolution. What was that one again, mate? "Our descendants 300 years from now are going to look back at us with incredulous bemusement, disdain and contempt".

Hahaha!!! Man, I love this place....no matter the topic, people will argue their point of view ( no evidence required) is correct and any form of proof or opposition to their thinking is just ridiculous! Reminds me of the old "Trent is a useless coach and a whinger! I have absolutely no idea what goes on at HQ, nor do I care. He disagrees with what I believe in...so instead of listening and judging it on its merits...I will repeat my argument, ad nauseum until I reach the point that I have nothing left to add...except witless word play and more ignorance. I care not for proof and I refuse to investigate...especially not for myself! I will stay with the herd, where it's safe". ROFLMAO!!!! :rofl:.

Arguing against something without having a very firm understanding of it is....arrogant, ignorant, unqualified, foolish, blod (bit of german for ya's) and so common place on here that I shoould be used to it by now. LOL!!!

In breaking news ... @Moondog has tabled a request that the PowderPuffCrew officially change their name to the PuffPowderCrew .. and that the eating of lettuce be declared "unclean" .....

Bloody splitter ....
 
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In breaking news ... @Moondog has tabled a request that the PowderPuffCrew officially change their name to the PuffPowderCrew .. and that the eating of lettuce be declared "unclean" .....

Bloody splitter ....
 

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