told it before, but I can't resist this tommy anecdote: 1982 GF day (try to forget the result...): tommy is retiring from the sydney comp and is given a little tribute thing in the buildup. Someone makes the mistake of letting him give a speech (a bit of context: big dramas in the news about dirty play, the judiciary crackdowns etc). here's Tommy:
'Thanks thanks bla bla. Well I'm heading up to Brisbane to play and coach coz they're payin me heaps of money. For the grand final, good luck to both teams, and I hope there's heaps of biff, yeah beautiful.'
Unreconstructed to this day.