[Resurrected] Turbo injury, healthy, injury, healthy, and dancer - updates

[EOL now nesting on the GC]

Well the more the world talks about Turbos hammys the less they talk about Forans glass body. I guess that's a win. Sort of.

 

[Budgie]

I think you’re all being a little harsh on the people who believed the rumour. Can anyone here, hand on heart, say they don’t hold their breath just a little EVERY time Turbo brings the ball back?

 

[BOZO]

Our biggest concern should not be on one players hamstring as Great teams are not made from just one player

Our biggest concern is our team does not capitulate like we did last year .
As a team full of great characters overcome great adversities

 

[TokyoEagle]

Our biggest concern should not be on one players hamstring as Great teams are not made from just one player

Our biggest concern is our team does not capitulate like we did last year .
As a team full of great characters overcome great adversities

Bozo, I am sure that a little punctuation would add some impact to this statement. Either that, or I am not really computing.

 

[globaleagle]

Well we do find ourselves suddenly wallowing in the age of conspiracy theories and fake news. Turbo's hammies are taylor-made for this environment, and are sure to be a recurring story, well into the future.

Jason Taylor made?

 

[BOZO]

Bozo, I am sure that a little punctuation would add some impact to this statement. Either that, or I am not really computing.

We all have strengths and weaknesses and My strength is more on execution than punctuation feathered friend

 

[Tragic Eagle]

Let’s hope for his own state of mind he can stay on the footy field all year.

 

[nightster]

Let’s hope for his own state of mind he can stay on the footy field all year.

and ours too

 

[Sheikheagle]

I think you’re all being a little harsh on the people who believed the rumour. Can anyone here, hand on heart, say they don’t hold their breath just a little EVERY time Turbo brings the ball back?

As I did when Snake used to bring the ball back.

 

[Kevinward777]

We all have strengths and weaknesses and My strength is more on execution than punctuation feathered friend

I know an exceptional editor.

 

[eaglebuzz]

These are million dollar hamstrings, the club should be talking to every expert in the world about fixing this issue. Absolutely crazy.

 

[Brisbane Tragic]

These are million dollar hamstrings, the club should be talking to every expert in the world about fixing this issue. Absolutely crazy.

am sure they are and have been

 

[madmax]

So maybe he is foxing?

Well it is on Fox Sports......so definitely foxing haha

 

[Shoe1]

Tom’s hamstrings are the best hamstrings in the world!!! People are talking about them wherever I go, people LOVE THESE BEAUTIFUL HAMSTRINGS!!!! DONT BELIEVE THE CORRUPT MEDIA. They are special hamstrings.

 

[BOZO]

and ours too

Absolutely .
Our club is more than just a Club
And the Game is more than just a Game

 

[BOZO]

Well it is on Fox Sports......so definitely foxing haha

The so called Reputable Fox Sport News came up with the theory and the cause of Tommys hamstring....

They scientifically claim that the cause of it is Tommys weight of his left testicle that hangs lower than the right one is causing an imbalance in his running which puts tremendous pressure on his groin and hamstring .

There you have it

Thanks Focks Sport News

 

[The Wheel]

The so called Reputable Fox Sport News came up with the theory and the cause of Tommys hamstring....

They scientifically claim that the cause of it is Tommys weight of his left testicle that hangs lower than the right one is causing an imbalance in his running which puts tremendous pressure on his groin and hamstring .

There you have it

Thanks Focks Sport News

Apparently Tom’s hamstrings were made in Venezuela

 

[Kevinward777]

Apparently Tom’s hamstrings were made in Venezuela

Yeah, but the real issue is that they sourced the parts from China.

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

Sounds like a supply chain issue.

 

[mickqld]

This place will go into meltdown if those hammys blow again.