Very Old News...

[Narcissus]

... but I was wondering if anyone had posted this story before?

What do you get when you cross a nutter Welshman with that crazy rugby game? Something that'll make any man cringe...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/tm_objectid=15164492&method=full&siteid=50143&headline=rugby-fan-cuts-off-own-testicles-name_page.html

 

[Matabele]

That wasn't Jatz Crackers was it?

 

[Utility Player]

I expect to be "seriously ill" on Sunday mornings but hopefully with wedding tackle intact