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PJ

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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Booval Big W
(large Australian retail store) with her two kids in tow, screaming
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Big W - nice
children you've got there -- are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course
they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why
the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look
alike, ya dickead?"

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would f*ck you twice!"
 

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