Who is the statue?

[tookey]

Suli or Parker?​

CENTRE COPS UNWANTED NICKNAME​

Which talented NRL centre has been nicknamed 'The Statue' by bemused teammates?

Sadly, it's not because he resembles Cam Smith or Wally Lewis - it's because he appears to spend much of the 80 minutes barely moving.

Here's a clue as to his identity - his team has yet to win a game.

 

[JakeyB789]

Suli 100%. Parker at least does take some runs even though he is just as fast as a statue

 

[maxta]

I actually thought it was aimed at a Nth Qld centre, but if Manly , add an "s" making it "centres" and take option C - both of them....

 

[Will on the hill]

Cant be Parker, the obvious option there would be Parked.

 

[Dion Johnson]

Master’s,

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

Our guys are good players, although talent-wise I suppose Parker might be the Statue of Limitations.

 

[wedgetail eagle]

When Rooster’s Jake Friend was at DH & wanting the tackler to get off he would always appeal to the referee with his arms stretched out.
I thought he was trying to be the ‘Christ the Redeemer’ statue in Rio.

 

[court83]

Gotta be suli
Parker atleast gets In and tries to play footy
Havnt seen suli do a damn thing in the entire time he's been here...

(Ok thats not fair, he's had maybe 5 damaging games where he looked like a world beater)

 

[manly al]

Master’s,

Your statue caption hasn "t moved in a while either

 

[Dion Johnson]

Your statue caption hasn "t moved in a while either

Taken at Frogner park in Oslo,

 

[manly al]

Taken at Frogner park in Oslo,

May have even walked near it once then , can "t say that it was a moving experience though .

 

[Brissie Kid]

The whole Manly team looks like Easter Island.

 

[manly al]

The whole Manly team looks like Easter Island.

That"s encouraging . can we line all of the statues close together then to close the gaps in defence

 

[highlandeagle]

Surely they were talking about Des. As you can't put brains into stat......

 

[Kez]

Did anyone else read the moles scoops where he states that a winless team has a centre who team mates refer to as statue cause he doesnt move..is it moses suli?...does anyone know?

 

[Franko]

It would be half the team

 

[Brocky]

Suli absolutely

 

[Shoe1]

In the long tradition of Penguin Bradley and Andrew “droid” Farrar. 2 centres that took hours to change direction.

Mick Cronin was a bit like that too, but he could defend and kick goals.

 

[Dan]

Taken at Frogner park in Oslo,

been there its such an odd set of sculptures there

 

[Deleted member 26876]

The whole Manly team looks like Easter Island.

Or we look like the people of pompeii after that volcano. Everyone is a statue!