Woodsie

Never and I mean never did I see that coming after last weekend. Farkin brilliant day out
 
Can you enlighten me or direct me to what the great man wrote?
I doubted him once.

Once !!!
After drinking deeply from the stubbie of enlightenment, and wiping the creamy froth from his top lip with a contented sigh... he spake forth with great veracity from a place of enlightenment: “hear ye disciples of the true path!! On this day, the second evilist bald man in the NRL will bow his head in shame as his team is bought to its knees by the rolling thunder of yon Sea Eagles! Mighty will be the charges of the Marty and the Jake, backed handily by the strength of the AFB and the Perret! Nine times they will strike, and ye olde enemy will reply with nought but fumbles and dismay as they are trampled under foot! Thine half century will be claimed by a calmly slotted penalty goal that rubbed salt deep into the wounds, and the record broken by Horhay with a smile and a two thumbed salute from the most beautiful coach in NRL history! Beaten, embarrassed beyond a mortal man’s ability to withstand, ye olde enemy slink westward, avoiding tolls because they can’t afford to pay them as well as the Jarryd”

*i may have made this up hehehe 😉
 
After drinking deeply from the stubbie of enlightenment, and wiping the creamy froth from his top lip with a contented sigh... he spake forth with great veracity from a place of enlightenment: “hear ye disciples of the true path!! On this day, the second evilist bald man in the NRL will bow his head in shame as his team is bought to its knees by the rolling thunder of yon Sea Eagles! Mighty will be the charges of the Marty and the Jake, backed handily by the strength of the AFB and the Perret! Nine times they will strike, and ye olde enemy will reply with nought but fumbles and dismay as they are trampled under foot! Thine half century will be claimed by a calmly slotted penalty goal that rubbed salt deep into the wounds, and the record broken by Horhay with a smile and a two thumbed salute from the most beautiful coach in NRL history! Beaten, embarrassed beyond a mortal man’s ability to withstand, ye olde enemy slink westward, avoiding tolls because they can’t afford to pay them as well as the Jarryd”

*i may have made this up hehehe 😉

I didn't write that .... but I wish I had .....
 
Never, and I mean EVER let me doubt thy word again !! You wrote the ****ing script today my friend.
Thanks Ryan .... but I just always thought we would do 'em ..... then of course there is the fact that if I say it often enough ... I will have to get it correct eventually ...😉
 

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