Cooper Cronks New Job

[master blaster]

Put a smoking jacket on Cronk and he would be perfect for narrating movies or even children stories. Too eloquent for calling footy..

 

[ManEagle]

Put a smoking jacket on Cronk and he would be perfect for narrating movies or even children stories. Too eloquent for calling footy..

Bill Collins the 3rd

 

[cc eagle]

Put a smoking jacket on Cronk and he would be perfect for narrating movies or even children stories. Too eloquent for calling footy..

So what you're saying is, he should find another job, think we'd all agree with that.

 

[mave]

I've never known a bloke to use so many words, to say so little.

 

[cc eagle]

I've never known a bloke to use so many words, to say so little.

As soon as I hear his comments I mute the tv, unmute 20/30 secs later and he's still talking crap

 

[manlyfan76]

Bill Collins the 3rd

I have as more a Margaret Pomerantz

 

[wedgetail eagle]

Put a smoking jacket on Cronk and he would be perfect for narrating movies or even children stories. Too eloquent for calling footy..

Always get Cronk’s & Morgan Freeman’s voices mixed up.

 

[master blaster]

Always get Cronk’s & Morgan Freeman’s voices mixed up.

Yes exactly WE, me too lol

 

[Cioran]

Morgan Freeman's the one speaking English.

 

[Woodsie]

Not since Noddy used to call the u/20's have I found myself yelling ... just STFU at the telly ... not every run in the game requires a 10 min forensic dissection ....

 

[cc eagle]

Not since Noddy used to call the u/20's have I found myself yelling ... just STFU at the telly ... not every run in the game requires a 10 min forensic dissection ....

He just loves the sound of his own voice, imagine him dissecting his performance with his misses after a night of passionate sex

 

[WiseyEagle]

Cameron Smith has scored a gig with Channel 9. So basically play for Storm, you are welcome to a commentary gig.

 

[ManEagle]

He just loves the sound of his own voice, imagine him dissecting his performance with his misses after a night of passionate sex

After ? I reckon he'd be giving a full account during....
Note was going to say blow by blow account but didn't want to go there....

 

[simon64]

He must be a good salesman.

After all, he got Tara Rushton to marry him. Well batted son.

 

[pt73]

I've never known a bloke to use so many words, to say so little.

Modern day Rex Mossop

 

[Chip and Chase]

For anyone who was familiar with his website will be hardly surprised to discover his commentary is of a similar quality. Hopefully someone pulls the pin on his TV career like they did with his online existence.

 

[QueefRichards]

Put a smoking jacket on Cronk and he would be perfect for narrating movies or even children stories. Too eloquent for calling footy..

I actually don't think he's that articulate when he's commentating. He speaks in disjointed half sentences - Slater is a much better commentator so long as he's not talking about Queensland or Storms

 

[Deleted member 26876]

His job is to suck up to vlandy’s when commentating

 

[manlyfan76]

Horrible, horrible commentator.