Put a smoking jacket on Cronk and he would be perfect for narrating movies or even children stories. Too eloquent for calling footy.. 
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ManEagle
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Bill Collins the 3rdPut a smoking jacket on Cronk and he would be perfect for narrating movies or even children stories. Too eloquent for calling footy..
cc eagle
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So what you're saying is, he should find another job, think we'd all agree with that.Put a smoking jacket on Cronk and he would be perfect for narrating movies or even children stories. Too eloquent for calling footy..
cc eagle
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As soon as I hear his comments I mute the tv, unmute 20/30 secs later and he's still talking crap
manlyfan76
There is no A.I. Just better computers
I have as more a Margaret Pomerantz
wedgetail eagle
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Always get Cronk’s & Morgan Freeman’s voices mixed up.Put a smoking jacket on Cronk and he would be perfect for narrating movies or even children stories. Too eloquent for calling footy..
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Yes exactly WE, me too lol
cc eagle
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He just loves the sound of his own voice, imagine him dissecting his performance with his misses after a night of passionate sex
WiseyEagle
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Cameron Smith has scored a gig with Channel 9. So basically play for Storm, you are welcome to a commentary gig.
ManEagle
Just a Man and his Eagle
After ? I reckon he'd be giving a full account during....
Note was going to say blow by blow account but didn't want to go there....
pt73
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Modern day Rex Mossop
For anyone who was familiar with his website will be hardly surprised to discover his commentary is of a similar quality. Hopefully someone pulls the pin on his TV career like they did with his online existence.
QueefRichards
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Put a smoking jacket on Cronk and he would be perfect for narrating movies or even children stories. Too eloquent for calling footy..
I actually don't think he's that articulate when he's commentating. He speaks in disjointed half sentences - Slater is a much better commentator so long as he's not talking about Queensland or Storms
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His job is to suck up to vlandy’s when commentating
manlyfan76
There is no A.I. Just better computers
Horrible, horrible commentator.
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