Does anybody have a cat I can borrow?

[Woodsie]

My life is now complete ... humanity has reached it's logical zenith.

Can I please borrow someone's cat .... I don't have a cat but I have my own plastic tongue

@globaleagle is there a moose variant of this aid to man and beast relationships?

 

[globaleagle]

My life is now complete ... humanity has reached it's logical zenith.

Can I please borrow someone's cat .... I don't have a cat but I have my own plastic tongue

@globaleagle is there a moose variant of this aid to man and beast relationships?

I hope not. Who wants to be licked by a moose with a big rubber tongue?!?!?

 

[Harvies elbow]

I hope not. Who wants to be licked by a moose with a big rubber tongue?!?!?

Rex did confuse the vernacular from time to time but I didn't know his tongue was rubber!!

 

[mozgrame]

I hope not. Who wants to be licked by a moose with a big rubber tongue?!?!?

Well...........

How big?

 

[mozgrame]

My neighbour (a bloke) won't talk to me anymore after I threatened to slaughter his f*****g cats. The bastards are always climbing on my cars, sh1tting everywhere and wrecking stuff. I've got a slingshot and a staffy but the crafty c***s keep annoying me.

I could give you one of those little darlings if you like @Woodsie

 

[Woodsie]

Sounds like they need a little love ,,, why don't you buy your neighbour a rubber tongue .... the cats will never leave the house again ... or just die of embarrassment.

 

[mozgrame]

F**K cats and everything they stand for!!

 

[Deleted member 26876]

F**K cats and everything they stand for!!

Got a few cats myself, although I see what your saying. Indeed they are little sadistic bastards, but I love em

 

[patorick2010]

 

[Danko]

Very funny...)