Egrets, I've had a few...(musings and some pics)

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It's snowing!!!!!!

Bye bye having grip whilst walking for the next 6 months and hello heart stress as my better half drives like a nut on snow and ice covered roads through twisty mountain passes.
 
So last night I got pulled over for my first ever "breathalyzer stop". In Canada.

It went like this:

Good Evening Sir.
G'day officer.

We're just conducting a sobriety test tonight. When was the last time you drank?
Oh about 2 weeks ago.

Ok, off you go and have a good night Sir. (no test conducted)

I love Canada!
 
So last night I got pulled over for my first ever "breathalyzer stop". In Canada.

It went like this:

Good Evening Sir.
G'day officer.

We're just conducting a sobriety test tonight. When was the last time you drank?
Oh about 2 weeks ago.

Ok, off you go and have a good night Sir. (no test conducted)

I love Canada!
And he could understand your drunken slurs?
 
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
 
Just saw a 5 min news article of the "tide Pod" challenge.

So teenagers are filming themselves biting into and or eating a tide pod.

About 40 teens have been hospitalised in 'merica because tide pods, as we all know...contains some very not nice for your body stuff.

This is a whole new level of stupid.

wow
 
Just saw a 5 min news article of the "tide Pod" challenge.

So teenagers are filming themselves biting into and or eating a tide pod.

About 40 teens have been hospitalised in 'merica because tide pods, as we all know...contains some very not nice for your body stuff.

This is a whole new level of stupid.

wow
Been seeing a lot of memes about this. Charles Darwin would be proud.
 

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