Hassan & Habib

tookey

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Hassan and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of Sydney.

Habib begs just as long as Hassan but only collects $2 to $3 every day.

Hassan brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 notes, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Hassan, 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 notes every day?'

Hassan says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say?'

Habib's sign reads; 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

Hassan says, 'No wonder you only get $2- $3 !'

Habib says... 'So what does your sign say ?'

Hassan shows Habib his sign....

It reads: 'I only need another $10 to move back to Pakistan.'
 
tookey said:
Cameron said:
Maybe Hassan is the national organizer for the HSU🙂

Obviously Hassan has been set up by Habib. lol

hahahahahaha that is soooooo funny

I guess Habib got snuck in and used his mobile phone to call hookers and then used hassans credit card to pay for the hookers.

Nah thats fairy tale stuff......... Isn't it?????? lol


Hey tooks did you read Kate McClymont's article in the SMH its brilliant

http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/political-news/thomsons-alternative-reality-didnt-fit-the-facts-20120511-1yi4f.html
 
Yes good article. Craig's world.

In the real world as soon as a credit card statement comes in every transaction is verified before the payment is made. Any suspect or fraudulent transactions would be located straight away.

The fact that the payments were authorised to the clear credit card says that transactions were not fraudulent.

The whole HSU council needs to be sacked over this.
 

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