I am currently watching the replay for the third time, and I say to my wife, "babe, reckon that bloke has a sturdy buttocks?".
She stared at me for a moment, shook her head, stated "you're weird" gets up and walks out of the room shaking her head.
Thanks woodsie hahahaha.
Well I am embarrassed. However as I have also mentioned previously the key attribute required for a footballer is a robust and sturdy pair of buttocks. Anybody who has spent as much time as I have casting their gaze upon the buttocks of Manly players for likely candidates would have come to the same conclusions as to Parkers worth.
Team | P | W | L | PD | Pts |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
9 | 8 | 1 | 116 | 18 | |
9 | 7 | 2 | 72 | 16 | |
9 | 7 | 2 | 49 | 16 | |
9 | 6 | 3 | 57 | 14 | |
10 | 6 | 4 | 115 | 12 | |
10 | 6 | 4 | 58 | 12 | |
9 | 5 | 4 | -14 | 12 | |
10 | 5 | 4 | 31 | 11 | |
9 | 4 | 5 | 19 | 10 | |
10 | 5 | 5 | -13 | 10 | |
10 | 5 | 5 | -56 | 10 | |
10 | 4 | 6 | -18 | 8 | |
9 | 3 | 6 | -71 | 8 | |
10 | 3 | 6 | -9 | 7 | |
9 | 2 | 7 | -69 | 6 | |
9 | 2 | 7 | -87 | 6 | |
9 | 1 | 8 | -180 | 4 |