ManlyBacker said:
I'll support whoever is in the jumper but we will NEED to sign a few big names if we have that lineup.
But dude, we have Blake Leary, and haven't you heard about him?
He's just a regular joe, With a regular job. He's your average white, Suburbanite slob. He likes football, and porno, and books about war. He's got an average house, With a nice hardwood floor. His wife, and his job, his kids, and his car, his feet on the table, With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough, To keep a man like him interested, Oh no, no way, uh uhh. No he's gotta go out and have fun, At someone elses expense, Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
He drives really slow, In the ultra fast lane, while people, behind him, are going insane.
He's an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
He's an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)
He uses public toilets, And pisses on the seats, he walks around in the summer time, Sayin' "How about this heat?"
He's an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
He's an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)
Sometimes he parks in handicaped spaces, While handicaped People, make handicaped faces,
He's an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
He's an asshole
(he's a big ****ing asshole)
Maybe he shouldnt be singing this song, Ranting and raving and carring on,Maybe they're right when they tell him he's wrong.
NAAAHHHHH
He's an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
He's an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)
You know what he's gonna do? He's gonna get himself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable, Hot Pink! With whale skin hub caps, An all leather cow interior, And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. YEAH! And he's gonna drive around in that baby, At 115 miles per hour, Getting one mile per gallon, Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers. And when he's done sucking down those grease ball burgers, he's gonna wipe his mouth in the Sea Eagles flag, And then he's gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side, And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,You know why? 'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear ****ing Weapons OK. Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.They can have a big democracy cake, Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference, Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead, He's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke. And he's gonna be pretty pissed off, You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times,That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be. He's gonna get the duke,And John Desimeties, And Lee Marvinhaugh And Sam Beckinforth,And a case of whiskey, And drive down to Texas, And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole) Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time he thought he was that asshole, And it turns out it was us, What Asshole's
He's an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
He's an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)
A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE
