Lets win mad monday

[God]

Dear Under Performing Players, (not all, just the under performing ones)

If you feel you didnt put in this year or are just collecting a pay check, Please go out and do something dumb today so your contracts are torn up by the nrl.

Many thanks
God.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Dear Under Performing Players, (not all, just the under performing ones)

If you feel you didnt put in this year or are just collecting a pay check, Please go out and do something dumb today so your contracts are torn up by the nrl.

Many thanks
God.

Hallelujah !!

 

[mjb136]

Praise be to God.

 

[Ron E. Gibbs]

Nice to see you, God. But where the hell have you been all season? We sure as hell (excuse the expression) needed you.

 

[nightster]

god lives in Canberra with that other bloke that thinks he's god

 

[2830 Eagle]

Best idea you've had since you created Eve

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

@God Can you arrange for a few more burnings at the cross please , yesterday's clean out didn't quite go far enough!!

You know the ones we mean, if not check out this forum.

 

[God]

I'm not a huge fan of burning people at the stake / and or cross, to much fall out from environmentalist followers these days. I can probably quietly arrange a plague though with minimal impact/fallout and lets be honest if a few of those players just disappeared yesterday we wouldn't have noticed anyway.

 

[Mitch]

Don't think we'll be winning Mad Monday

GOING WILD WHEN BIG KALI’S IN CHARGE
Phil Rothfield

MANLY Sea Eagles players will meet at 10 this morning at a private venue on the northern beaches.

Mobile phones and social media are banned and the venue is top secret to keep the media away.

The players have been given designated drivers. They cannot leave the premises and go out in separate groups. They are forbidden from leaving the northern beaches.

Heavyweight boxing champion and the club’s head of security Kali Meehan (pictured) will keep a watch over proceedings. Anyone playing up will be quietly escorted home.

As coach Trent Barrett told me earlier this year: “Kali is 6’ 7’’ and if he tells a player to go home to bed, they listen.

Large and in charge ... Kali Meehan, a footballer turned professional boxer / Picture: Chris McKeen
“I’m a bit old school and I don’t mind the boys having a beer but Kali will always be with them to make sure nothing gets out of hand.”

Their season is over after last night’s match against the Penrith Panthers.

It is last drinks for retiring skipper and club legend Jamie Lyon and possibly for old stalwarts Brett Stewart and Steve Matai as well.

But gone are the days when rugby league players can cut loose and party for days. Not in this era of smartphones and cameras and higher expectations on player behaviour.

Today your club’s public image is as important as your weekend results.

 

[Shoe1]

Rothfield is back?????

 

[tookey]

I'm not a huge fan of burning people at the stake / and or cross, to much fall out from environmentalist followers these days. I can probably quietly arrange a plague though with minimal impact/fallout and lets be honest if a few of those players just disappeared yesterday we wouldn't have noticed anyway.

Haven't you got a few spare lightning bolts to strike down a few people in management at the club?

I promise I will go to church every Sunday if you do.

 

[Mitch]

They must be doing a red hot job policing the no mobile/social media rule.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ9OUq0Dsxt/

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

They must be doing a red hot job policing the no mobile/social media rule.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ9OUq0Dsxt/

Going gangbusters so far, saw that myself!!!

 

[Pommie Eagle]

Any idea

They must be doing a red hot job policing the no mobile/social media rule.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ9OUq0Dsxt/

Any idea what pub that is?

 

[Mitch]

Going gangbusters so far, saw that myself!!!

Completely sums up things at the moment mate! News article in the Telegraph about the lengths the club we're going to with no phones or social media during Mad Monday. Next minute haha!

 

[Shoe1]

Any idea

Any idea what pub that is?

Going on the wall tiles it is either the Manly Vale Hotel or the Hotel Manly, both of which were demolished 20 years ago.

 

[Captain Moondog]

Kali Meehan, a footballer turned professional boxer.
“I’m a bit old school and I don’t mind the boys having a beer but Kali will always be with them to make sure nothing gets out of hand.”

He's a mean looking bugger

 

[God]

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They must be doing a red hot job policing the no mobile/social media rule.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ9OUq0Dsxt/

Appropriate attire given the performances this year.

 

[nightster]

Wow looks like a real fun party ... youngsters sure know how to have fun these days !!


when do they get to slap sponsors daughters and pis* on shopfronts?

 

[Budgie]

They must be doing a red hot job policing the no mobile/social media rule.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ9OUq0Dsxt/

Another post has a photo of Jorge with a phone in his hand!