The Plan In the beginning was the recruitment & player retention plan. ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â¦.And then came the Assumptions. ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â¦.And the Assumptions were without form. ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â¦.And the plan was without substance. ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â¦.And darkness was upon the face of the players. ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â¦.And the players spoke amongst themselves, saying, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã…Â“This is a crock of sh*t and it stinks.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â And the players went unto their trainers and said ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã…Â“This is a pail of dung & we cant live with the smellÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â¦.And the trainers went unto their coaches, saying, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã…Â“It is a container of excretement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by itÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â¦.And the coaches went to the club directors, saying, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã…Â“It is a vessel of fertilizer & none may abide its strengthÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â¦.And the club directors spoke among themselves saying to one another. ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã…Â“It contains plant growth & it is very strongÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â¦.And the club directors went to the board members saying unto them, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã…Â“It promotes growth & is very powerfulÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â¦.And the board members went to President in-a-Fitz (PIF) saying unto him, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã…Â“This new Plan will actively promote the growth & vigour of the club with very powerful effectsÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â¦.And PIF looked upon the Plan & saw that it was good. ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â¦.And the Plan became policy. ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã‚Â¦.And that, my friends is how sh*t happens.