An Update from the Club - finally

[Dan]

When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.

 

[Nutzcraw]

Ralph to dad: "dad i'm scared, too scared to even wet my pants!"

Dad to ralph: " just relax son, it'll come"

 

[Dan]

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

 

[Nutzcraw]

"i pulled a moonrock out of my nose"

 

[Dan]

Prinskipper Skippel... Primdable Skimpsker... I found something!

 

[Nutzcraw]

"the doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed if i kept my finger out of it"

 

[Dan]

And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life

 

[Nutzcraw]

hahhha dan ya killing me.... i'm starting to run out.... ummm "then i saw a leprechaun and he told me to burn things"

 

[Dan]

i like that one. how about

Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office.

 

[Dan]

I glued my head to my shoulder, now i have two owies

 

[Nutzcraw]

hahah yeah that last one is a favourite of mine.. i think i got one more in me "daddy, these taste like grandma!"

 

[byso]

Heres a couple

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
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Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
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Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!
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Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
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Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens
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Ralph (To a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies...
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Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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[Nutzcraw]

aarrgghhh byso...... you wrecked my fun!!

I was trying to come up with them off the top of my head!!

Damn u, hahaha jokes

 

[byso]

 

[Nutzcraw]

but i must thank you for...

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.



that is gold.... oh homer j.. where would i be without you

 

[Dan]

exactly, i was getting them from memory, byso just killed it because he isnt cool enough to know the simpsons and the pure comic genius that is ralph wiggum.


"Lisa's dancing makes my feet sad."

 

[Nutzcraw]

yeah ralph's the best....

Daniel you see family guy last night??

It might have been a repeat but i never saw it.... it was funny as!!

The one where clifford finds out his missus has been cheating on him... it was gold

 

[byso]

I thought i'd simply cut to the chase

 

[Dan]

yeah ralph's the best....

Daniel you see family guy last night??

It might have been a repeat but i never saw it.... it was funny as!!

The one where clifford finds out his missus has been cheating on him... it was gold

nah missed that, was at indoor soccer until 10:30ish


"Slow down Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

 

[Nutzcraw]

hahahaaha god don't start on homer quotes.... i could be here til 2010