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Booty Call Contract



PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2005, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have **** to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" **** - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup, " unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
9. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
10. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
11. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
12. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
**** home.
13. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
14. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
15. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."
16. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. No condoms, no ****ing. Carry your ass home.
19. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

Participating Party
Signature______________________________________
Date: _______________

Participating Party
Signature______________________________________
Date: ________________
 
Tis would be much better than the verbal agreements I have now!
 
I had an agreement very similar to this in my young days.

Tookey - don't even start on the lush jokes
 
All you had to do wheel was dial 9 and then sit back and be lashed by cyclone Linda.
 

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