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Dearly departed Earnie told me a few when we were pm'ing and emailing, some great laughs there. Rest in Peace mate.
TODAY! - I decided to go snowboarding. If I haven't mentioned it 10,000 times, I'm an Aussie trapped in Canada.
Getting off the chairlift is always tricky as you only have 1 foot clipped in. The other has to quickly find the stomp pad on the snowboard or you'll go a over t.
Today as I was getting off the chairlift, my foot missed the stomp pad.
I didn't go a over t (as I'm not a noob boarder) so I was looking at my feet desperately trying to get my foot on the board and onto the stomp pad.
When I finally did, I looked up only to see I was heading straight at the "meet here" sign ski resorts put about 15 metres from where the chairlift unloads their passengers.
It was too late.
BOING BOINGINGINGNING... was the sound as I hit the sign front on.
It flipped me around onto my butt, and as I was sliding down the hill, head first, I could hear the 20 or so people already starting to laugh.
Yeah, there's no cool way to recover from that.
I think I can still hear my better half giggling at the sight.
The last time that many people laughed at me was on a flight from Australia to New Zealand, but that's another story.
edit: if you read this, you owe me a like!!!!
Dearly departed Earnie told me a few when we were pm'ing and emailing, some great laughs there. Rest in Peace mate.
TODAY! - I decided to go snowboarding. If I haven't mentioned it 10,000 times, I'm an Aussie trapped in Canada.
Getting off the chairlift is always tricky as you only have 1 foot clipped in. The other has to quickly find the stomp pad on the snowboard or you'll go a over t.
Today as I was getting off the chairlift, my foot missed the stomp pad.
I didn't go a over t (as I'm not a noob boarder) so I was looking at my feet desperately trying to get my foot on the board and onto the stomp pad.
When I finally did, I looked up only to see I was heading straight at the "meet here" sign ski resorts put about 15 metres from where the chairlift unloads their passengers.
It was too late.
BOING BOINGINGINGNING... was the sound as I hit the sign front on.
It flipped me around onto my butt, and as I was sliding down the hill, head first, I could hear the 20 or so people already starting to laugh.
Yeah, there's no cool way to recover from that.
I think I can still hear my better half giggling at the sight.
The last time that many people laughed at me was on a flight from Australia to New Zealand, but that's another story.
edit: if you read this, you owe me a like!!!!