English lesson

[The Gronk]

All these dickheads who spend years at uni.  What a bunch of wankers. 

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

As Des would say, "Where have you bean? Where have you bean?"
And MB, unfortunately you get 2nd prize, as the article 'a' is specifically singular I reckon!

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

My Grammar's in the nursing home.

lol

 

[Matabele]

You play the pokies and back the gee gees,
We play the market, and earn with our degrees

 

[Fro]

I think my work here is done for the day, thanks for the entertainment peoples 🙂

 

[ManlyBacker]

And MB, unfortunately you get 2nd prize, as the article 'a' is specifically singular I reckon!

Yup, less coffee for me 🙂

 

[Canteen Worker]

and you wonder why real English teachers cop a hard time!!!

 

[Matabele]

I love the English language but it is a prick to learn.

 

[Canteen Worker]

I love the English language but it is a prick to learn.

Now that is so true.

 

[Fro]

and having learnt it one would think that it could be used properly, rather than abused.

And thats generally not you specifically Matas

 

[Utility Player]

we are rugby league supporters, how smart can we be anyway. 🙂

I did that IQ test they had on the telly a few years ago & got 82 which I was pleased with, it's out of 100 right?

 

[The Gronk]

hehe

100 is about the average IQ

I have a pretty decent one, but it just means I am good at IQ tests. 

 

[Matabele]

And thats generally not you specifically Matas

  Fro, this is a terrible sentence.  And you have neglected an apostrophe.  Shocking. 

 

[Fro]

I've never professed to be perfect 🙂

 

[Matabele]

I've never professed to be perfect 🙂

  I know I dash the dreams of many.  At least you're pragmatic about it. 

 

[Fro]

at least you can spell pragmatic

 

[Matabele]

And put a fullstop at the end of my sentences. 

 

[Fro]

If it was a sentence the first word would have had a capital. I prefer to cal it a comment.

 

[ManlyBacker]

it was probably just a tweet

 

[Garts]

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we are rugby league supporters, how smart can we be anyway. 🙂

I did that IQ test they had on the telly a few years ago & got 82 which I was pleased with, it's out of 100 right?
[/quote]

I have done 2 IQ tests and got in the mid 120's both times.  They are a pile crap.  Apparantly the 120's is a good score, however I am far from a genius.  Definately not good with grammer!!!!